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By Aditya Shah 

Big Momma’s House 2

By Aditya Shah

 

Big Momma’s House 2 is a heavyweight hit comedy that’s loads of fun for the family!

 

The movie is all about a person known as Malcolm who was fired from the F.B.I., and  goes back undercover as big momma - a slick-talking, slam-dunking southern granny with attitude to spare! Now this granny must play nanny to three demanding children and meanwhile find out information about their father’s work. The movie is about what he does to complete this most outrageous assignment ever!

 

 How the story goes about

 

Big momma was an undercover agent who had gathered a lot of information about Mr. Fullers,  and now he had started spying on him, and finds out in the end that he was threatened to do all this as if Mr.Fuller would have not done it the bad guys would kill his family. Enjoy the movie!

                                     

Lage Raho Munna Bhai is a 2006 Bollywood film by Vinod Chopra Productions which is the sequel to the 2003 film Munna Bhai M.B.B.S. The recurring cast includes Sanjay Dutt, Arshad Warsi and Boman Irani. Vidya Balan and Dia Mirza also star in the film.

Munna Bhai (Sanjay Dutt) falls in love with the voice of the Radio Jockey Jahnvi (Vidya Balan). He is finally given the chance to meet her when the radio station announces a trivia contest concerning the life and beliefs of Mahatma Gandhi. He formulates a clever scheme and wins the contest. However, in the process Jahnvi is led to believe that Munna Bhai is a professor of history and subsequently asks him to present a lecture on Gandhi to a community of senior citizens which she takes care of at her home, Second Innings.

Munna decides that the only way out of this situation is to use the days prior to the lecture to learn as much as he can about the Mahatma. He puts himself through an intensive period of study in a library devoted to the life and works of Gandhi. It is during this period of study that the image of Gandhi begins to appear to Munna Bhai. With Gandhi on his side, Munna not only wins Jhanvi's heart, but through a radio show also teaches others how to solve their problems using Gandhi's principles. Soon, however, Munna finds his own life falling apart until he learns to practice what he preaches. The problems he faces lead him to cultivate a new life based upon Gandhism, particularly non-violence and truth.

In our opinion we feel that this movie is to be watched by all as it involves the willpower and determination of Sanjay Dutt.It teaches us the practices of gandhiji like non-violence and truthfulness. This makes us into a better human being.So go watch it!

     MULTIPLEXES:

  The future of Indian Cinema

                                                         - Avnish Barjatya

 

Multiplexes have come like a storm to India.  All metropolitan cities and many other smaller cities and towns have multiplexes today.  The tickets might be more pricy than a single screen theatre but they have more facilities and better service.

 

What is a multiplex?  It is a theatre with more than one screen.  This means that they can screen multiple movies at one time.  However, it isn't as if multiplexes have just come in recently.  Chennai (then Madras) had the Devi complex and the Diamond/Sapphire/Emerald complex over three decades ago while Mumbai had the Satyam/Shivam/Sundaram complex at about the same time.  Multiplexes have only become more popular today and the part of the city audiences, who in the film business are called classes, go to multiplexes today.

 

Why are so many multiplexes working successfully today?  Well, as I said before, they have more facilities and better service.  Many multiplexes have also got into deals with entertainment centers which help attract more people.  Single screen cinemas are now finding it hard to survive nowadays.  This is because: firstly, with most classes off to multiplexes, a large part of the viewers aren't coming to these theatres.  Secondly, since these theatres only have one screen, they can invest in only one or two movies at one time.  Nowadays, many movies don't do very well and if that theatre invests in the wrong movie, it is a loss for them and very few people will come to see the movie.  Multiplexes however are not facing a loss because they're screening multiple movies at one time and at least one of them should do well.

 

Multiplexes are also charged less entertainment tax than the single screen theatres.

 

Today, small screen theatres are being replaced by multiplexes.  However, every multiplex has to have certain requirements.  Maharashtra has the most multiplexes:  both those that are working and those that are under renovation.  It is followed by West Bengal, Gujarat, and Rajasthan.  The Maharashtra government asks for a minimum of 3 screens with 1000 seats in the whole multiplex, from every multiplex.  Some companies that have built and/or are currently constructing multiplexes are Pentamedia, the Essel group, Adlabs, Runwal, Shringar Films, PVR group and Inox Leisure and Cinemax. 

                                    REVIEWS
                        By Avnish S. Barjatya
 
The 21st of December happened to be the end of our school exams. A few friends and I went to see a movie to celebrate this glorious day. We decided that we would go to watch the English movie “King Kong”. It was said to be a thrilling, ‘edge-of-the-seat’ kind of movie which would keep you spooked right till the end.
 

We weren’t disappointed. Even though the movie was over 3 hours long, we thoroughly enjoyed ourselves.

 

It’s the story of an actress who is offered a role in a film by a director who wants to make his movie on an unchartered island called Skull Island. He gets a famous writer to write the script, and  illegally boards a small ship. However once his crew realizes that they are being asked to drive the ship towards an unknown island, they try their best to turn back. But it’s too late. Their ship crashes into a rock near Skull Island.

 

While the sailors try to repair the ship, the film director and some of his crew go  onto the island to shoot his film. But they meet the local inhabitants who kill one of them, and they return to the ship. However the actress is kidnapped and given to the king of those inhabitants – Kong, a giant gorilla. The rest of the crew try to find her. They encounter many dangers on the island; they meet dinosaurs, giant spiders, reptiles of different sizes and other dangerous and disgusting animals.

 

Meanwhile, the actress runs away from King Kong and tries to find the ship. However she gets into trouble and King Kong saves her. She discovers that Kong isn’t a bad creature after all. However the crew finds her and they capture King Kong and take him to New York. There Kong breaks free and wrecks havoc. The end is indeed tragic.

 

The movie keeps everyone interested right from the word “go”. However this isn’t a movie for the faint-hearted. The disgusting animals and the way so many are killed are very horrific and can give nightmares to many.

 

The performances are first rate, and Peter Jackson, the Academy award-winning director of the film, does a splendid job of the direction, just as he did in “The Lord of the Rings” series. I rate this movie 9.5 out of 10. E.L.S. writer Yash Agarwal saw the movie as well and enjoyed it too.

 

 In Bollywood, the movie “Vaah! Life ho to aisi” released on the 23rd of December, 2005. It’s the story of a young man, Aditya (Shahid Kapoor) who has many nephews to worry about and all of them are under his care. One day he has an accident and dies. Lord Yama (a modern Yama who wears the latest clothes and drives a car through the air, who loves whisky and gets emotional very quickly) takes him to heaven. However Aditya pleads with him to let him see his family for some time. Yama (Sanjay Dutt) gives him 7 days.

 

Back on earth, Aditya’s step-uncle, his business partner and others are plotting against his family. A tantrik called Sapera (Arshad Warsi) gives special powers to Aditya and one more boy. With these powers, Aditya sorts out all the problems. Yama is so happy with him that he grants him life again.

 

The movie has been made with kids in mind. On the whole I found it interesting and funny in some parts and boring in others. The performances are good, and the direction is also well done. The music is nice and some tracks are very good indeed.

 

I would rate this movie 6.5 out of 10.

                     

 
 
 
Report for December 7th 2005
 

                                     Big B Gives All A Scare

                                              by Avnish Barjatya

 

There are times when the entire nation comes together to pray for the health of the people it loves the most. And this was just what took place when Amitabh Bachchan was taken to the Escort's Heart Institute in New Delhi and then to Mumbai's Leelavati hospital on the 28th of November.

 

It all started in Lucknow where Big B had gone to attend a function to mark the 98th birth anniversary of his late father, the famous poet, Harivansh Rai Bachchan. It was here that Amitabh Bachchan began to feel a pain below his left rib. The family, not wanting to take any risks, decided to fly to Delhi,  fearing a heart problem. He was flown to Delhi on a chartered plane and was admitted into Escort's Heart Institute.

 

Amitabh was discharged the same day, after the doctors ruled out any heart problems However it was discovered that the pain emanated from the stomach. Further research indicated colitis (inflammation or swelling of some part of the small intestine.) He was discharged from Escort's and boarded a chartered flight to Mumbai along with son Abhishek Bachchan and  family friend Amar Singh. He was taken into the Intensive Care Unit at  Leelavati Hospital, Mumbai, at 10:30pm.

 

However, if something big occurs, you can be sure that rumours will make it even bigger – and the rumour flying around was that he had cancer. The Siddhi Vinayak temple in Mumbai was crowded with people praying to God for Bachchan's recovery.

 

However his condition wasn't so bad. Surgery did take place. A three and a half hour long surgery to remove a 4-inch long portion of his small intestine that had one perforation. After it was over he was kept in the ICU because there is always the danger of complications after such surgeries.

 

He was asked to stay at the hospital for a few more days. However, he is perfectly fine and there is no need to get anxious about him. He has been advised to slow down his schedule and do fewer films. We wish him a speedy recovery.

 

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In Hollywood, the reviews for Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire are very good. After taking a rock solid opening, its 10-day collections are $201.01 million; it is expected to do much, much better than the other three movies that preceded it.

               

 
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On the lighter side ......
 

Here are the five stages of a movie star's career, from the point of view of a casting director:

 

1. Who is Henry Johnson?

2. Get me Henry Johnson

3. Get me someone like Henry Johnson

4. Get me a young Henry Johnson

5. Who is Henry Johnson?

 

Report for November 24th, 2005

 

HARRY POTTER HYPE

 

There has been a craze all over India over the last two weeks – why? Why because on the 18th of November was the day of the release of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. This fourth movie of the ‘Harry Potter’ series was greatly welcomed in cinemas all over India (especially in the metropolitan cities) with houseful shows throughout the weekend. I just managed to get tickets on the 20th and I went to watch the movie.

 

This movie, based on the fourth book of the same name of the ‘Harry Potter’ series written by J.K.Rowling is based on Harry’s fourth year at Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry. Hogwarts school is hosting the triwizard tournament which is a competition held between a student each from the three major magical schools in Europe. However, some evil has approached Hogwarts and Harry has unexpectedly been chosen to participate in the tournament even though he isn’t old enough. He has to go through three dangerous tasks and finally he comes face to face with his nemesis: the evil, and now even deadlier Lord Voldemort.

 

The movie was fantastic and kept the viewers interested right from the start. The three tasks in particular were very, very well shot. The exciting tasks and climax of the movie were its highlights. The performances were wonderful. Daniel Radcliffe portrays Harry Potter with élan. Rupert Grint and Emma Watson who portray Ron and Hermione respectively also put in fantastic performances. Michael Gambon, Maggie Smith, Robbie Coltrane, Tom Felton, Katie Lueng, James and Oliver Phelps and all others lend excellent support.

 

Mike Newell has done a fantastic job as the director. He has not only done his task commendably but has also got the best out of the young teenagers.

 

I really enjoyed this film and recommend that everyone should see it. Critics all over the world are saying that this is the best Harry Potter movie yet.

 

In other news, Jackie Chan is coming to India to watch the premiere of his movie The Myth that also stars Mallika Sherawat. It is believed that Jackie wanted to come to the Indian premiere of this movie.

 

Javed Akhtar, the famous lyricist and writer has been invited to speak on ‘Secularism in Indian Cinema’ by the prestigious University of Chicago in Chicago, U.S.A.

 

Boman Irani has injured his foot seriously in Bangkok while shooting for a film.

The famous comedian has come back to India for surgery.

 

Can you answer this question?

Which was the first film to receive a Filmfare award for best motion picture?

 

Ans: Do Bigha Zameen

 

 

Report for November 14th 2005 

 

NEW RELEASES

 

Everybody says that the best time to release a movie in India is the Diwali-Eid period. It is. For various reasons.

 

Firstly, most Hindus don’t watch too many movies during the pre-diwali period,  as they are busy with diwali cleaning, house painting, wrapping and sending diwali gifts, and different religious ceremonies, so they just don’t have the time. For Muslims, this is the month of ramzan, which ends on eid (which is just about the same time as diwali). During ramzan, the Muslims are forbidden to watch any movies.

 

So, during this time, most Indian cine-goers do not go to the cinema.

 

However, when the Hindu New Year arrives, the Hindus relax and enjoy a trip to the movies as they no longer have any major diwali duties. Around the same time, eid is celebrated, and this marks the end of ramzan. With almost all people wanting to see a movie after a long time, cinema houses are crowded !  

 

It is even better if the New Year starts in the middle of the week. Usually, films are released on Fridays. However, in India, films can be released on the diwali new year, so they are watched right throughout the holidays as well as the weekend.

 

Last year four movies were released on the diwali new year – Veer-Zaara, Aitraaz, Naach and the revived Mughal-e-Azam (in colour). Of the four, three benefited from the extra days while one (Naach) was rejected. It must be remembered that a film does well due to its story, creation and sometimes star cast but full houses at the premiere shows don’t guarantee a successful run. The diwali release just gives a movie a better head start, that’s all. However, a good opening is also important.

 

The three other films did extremely well with Veer-Zaara  doing the best, collecting over seven crore rupees in its first week.

 

This year, not four but three movies were released. All the movies were by big banners. One was Shaadi No. 1, directed by the famous director David Dhawan. Priyadarshan directed both the other two movies. They were Kyun Ki  and Garam Masala. All three were expected to do very well. All had  star casts – Shaadi No.1 starring Sanjay Dutt, Fardeen Khan, Zayed Khan, Esha Deol, etc. Kyun Ki starred Salman Khan and Kareena Kapoor while Garam Masala starred Akshay Kumar and John Abraham.

 

However, right from the day of their release it was obvious which of the three films would do the best. Garam Masala made a flying start with first-rate collections. The diwali opening gave it a much better start and, so far, this has had the best opening in the year, beating the opening of the biggest hit of the year so far i.e. Bunty aur Bubbly. Garam Masala earned a whopping Rs. 9,65,73,604 in its first week.

 

While Garam Masala got off to such a good start, the other two films were not appreciated. Critics said that the problem with Shaadi No.1 was that its basic story idea was similar to recent hits like Masti and No Entry and the story had just become too repetitive. They also said that Kyun Ki would not be liked because it is just too depressing for the audience’s liking.

 

 

 

 

Fun Facts:

 

Guess which are the top ten biggest grossing English films of all time.

 

Here they are:

                  

1.     Titanic (1997)        

2.     The Lord of the rings: the return of the king (2003)                                   

3.     Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s stone. (2001)

4.     Star Wars: Episode 1 – The Phantom Menace (1999)

5.     The Lord of the rings: the two towers. (2002)

6.     Jurassic Park (1993)

7.     Shrek 2 (2004)

8.     Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets (2002)

9.     Finding Nemo (2003)

10. The Lord of the rings: the fellowship of the ring (2001).                                         

 

 

 

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